Last Photo of 2012 (079)

Last photo of the year, taken on my way to work this morning. I made it to 79 pictures this year out of 365. That's only 21.6% of the year in photos; for 2013, I will strive to do better.

Captain Pecker (078)

I hosted the Vilification Tennis Fuck 2012 show, and one of the prizes was Captain Pecker The Party Penis (that is the actual name of it) a 6' inflatable cock.

Abducted! (077)

This is what it would look like right before I got abducted by aliens.

Working From Home (076)

The Jeep wouldn't start, so I had to have it towed in to get a new battery. Meanwhile, I'm working from home, and I have a lap assistant. Hot Pocket is even dressed for business. Unfortunately, he's terrible at spreadsheets. Also, yes, I am wearing the same dress I wore on Xmas Eve. It's clean, so there.

A Girl and Her Tree (075)

My mom hates googly eyes. One year, Nick and I bought a bag of like 60 googly eyes, and Madeleine put them on everything. Her lamp, her remotes, her coffee maker, her car keys. So this year, while browsing Archie McPhee, I find these "Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes" and I had to have them. I put them on the tree while my mom was out of the room and when she saw it, it was hilarious. I love tree.

My Best Grumpy Cat (074)

This is my best Grumpy Cat face. I can't get my mouth to turn all the way down, heh.

Kombucha, Redux (073)

The last kombucha photo I took is one of the best-loved photos on this blog, according to the stats. So I thought I would take another. Once again, I clicked the photo button, I took a swig while it counted down, and this is the resulting photo.

The New Duck Face (072)

I was playing around with different lipstick colors this morning (I've been on a kick, it's unusual) and I couldn't find a way to pose my mouth that 1) showed off the lipstick color well but didn't 2) mean I was making pouty duck lips. Then I got silly. I've decided this should be the new duck face.

My Legs Blue Themselves (071)

Target has these tights in all kinds of colors, and I think I'm gonna get all the colors they have. I bought Moroccan blue and orange flame and candy apple red... need more. MOAR!

Lipstick City (070)

I have bought 4 new lip glosses / lipsticks in the last week. I apparently feel this mouth expression is the best way to display the color.