Sipping Tea on a Monday Morning (001)

Here we go again! I'm already off to a late start due to a stomach virus (no photos of that, please, thanks). Let's do this, 2013.

Last Photo of 2012 (079)

Last photo of the year, taken on my way to work this morning. I made it to 79 pictures this year out of 365. That's only 21.6% of the year in photos; for 2013, I will strive to do better.

Captain Pecker (078)

I hosted the Vilification Tennis Fuck 2012 show, and one of the prizes was Captain Pecker The Party Penis (that is the actual name of it) a 6' inflatable cock.

Abducted! (077)

This is what it would look like right before I got abducted by aliens.

Working From Home (076)

The Jeep wouldn't start, so I had to have it towed in to get a new battery. Meanwhile, I'm working from home, and I have a lap assistant. Hot Pocket is even dressed for business. Unfortunately, he's terrible at spreadsheets. Also, yes, I am wearing the same dress I wore on Xmas Eve. It's clean, so there.

A Girl and Her Tree (075)

My mom hates googly eyes. One year, Nick and I bought a bag of like 60 googly eyes, and Madeleine put them on everything. Her lamp, her remotes, her coffee maker, her car keys. So this year, while browsing Archie McPhee, I find these "Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes" and I had to have them. I put them on the tree while my mom was out of the room and when she saw it, it was hilarious. I love tree.

My Best Grumpy Cat (074)

This is my best Grumpy Cat face. I can't get my mouth to turn all the way down, heh.